"Welcome to Mistress Mirages Pleasure Palace, where all of your wildest dreams come true. Dreams for some, nightmares for others... We pride ourselves on providing our customers with an experience they won't get anywhere else. I hope not anyways... We take customers of any shape size or form (as long as they have the money that is of course) and provide them with toys that guarantee their pleasure. No matter what the fetish, the Madam prides herself on always meeting the customer's needs, nothing too wild, crazy, extreme or even gross is off limits. If a toy fails to fulfill its duties before the customer is finished with it the Madam will be sure to find another toy to satisfy his every needs. The faulty toy will be "fixed" for future use. We have the strongest toys you'll find anywhere, feel free to put them to the test! It is encouraged for customers not to hold back with their desires. However if a toy is found to be damaged or made unusable by a customer there may be additional charges."